fact: bears eat beets

laura love,

so i'm not sure which of those is actually the question du jour that i'm meant to answer, but to make a long story short: we were bitches. lame bitches at that. do i recall correctly that we made this list during a lunch break at kirby when it was raining and we were stuck in the gym? man, we were just effin' hateful, is what we were. and also, i spent a good long minute trying to figure out cassie's codename and really, not a damn thing is coming to me. what on earth?

anyway, i certainly killed no roosters taking my turn to post, but i finally made it. i can't say that i've made great strides in my efforts even to just evaluate my life in order to find ways to simplify. as a matter of fact, i think i've been even more materialistic than normal but (now try decoding this one) in order to explain i just need you to know that the teapot is bursting, however since barney sucks, the horse will just have to drink tea. *phew* that was difficult. and i just need you to know that i had to open up another tab and reference your post in order to make sure i was saying the right things. haha.

well i'm officially part of the 9 to 5 machine, as of today. it's hard to say how i feel about it because it was just day 1 of 15 days of training class, so it was all orientation stuff and getting ourselves familiar with the company and the building in which we're working. to entertain myself, i spent most of the day making analogies between CMC and "the office." i've decided i'm pam. i'd like to be jim, because i feel like if there had been a camera present, i'd have been the one making the "wtf" faces at it, but i'm not big on staging practical jokes- so, pam it is. i've also got an andy, and a guy who i'd say is a mixture of stanley and toby. i DEFINITELY found my dwight, and for now i've got a michael scott, too, but that'll only last through training. there were so many times today that i had to stop myself from laughing. i'd sort of step out of my body for a minute and realize the absurdity of the whole office atmosphere. lordy me, i had to pass the time somehow.

remember how you said a few posts ago that i'm good at adapting? well, let's just hope that i can apply that skill to this situation too. for now, i'm still in bar mode (and good heavens, did i miss the fox today) and until bar-jenny can meet office-jenny in the middle, i'm convinced it's gonna be a loooong 3 weeks of training.

question for you: to be, or not to be?

kill my tree whenever you get a chance,
jenny

ps: i like your changes to our blog!